Seasick

Does the holiday season ever fucking end? This time of year needs to be summed up into one day, and one day only. It could be called something like, Christgiving Years Day. One day, where everyone sits around and says, "Hey, something religious happened, lets celebrate by eating turkey on the first day of the new year, in this country we stole." That more or less covers everything, right? Fuck, maybe even wear a costume.